You must have probably missed my rantings, or may be not. These past three months have been an eye opener of sorts, the learning through your experience which never made sense during my dad's lecture sessions makes whole lotta sense today. Now that I see the universe conspiring against my happiness, keep calm and bitch on !!!
- You are your best friend and your worst enemy.
- When you think you have got your life all figured out, it throws curveballs at you. Well, may be those are boulders.
- Do yourself a favor, when lonely buy yourself a fashion magazine.
- Always believe tomorrow is going to be a good day.
- Its good that you don't have to pay taxes for your good/happy dreams.
- I am a girl and I have every right to change my mood like a chameleon.
- I am not fat, God created me in XL as God believes in the caption 'BIGGER THE BETTER'.
- Forget it, I don't want to push this argument to the other extend cause, either way RIGHT is where I stand.
- Move on man, only if it was not an add caption.
- Its not your life or my life, it's our life. Well, the same rule doesn't apply for money honey.
- Enjoy the retail therapy while it lasts. It's as good as the walk past the next store.
Yada yada yada, I am not .01 % sarcastic in real life, sorry that I cannot even defend myself against guys who call me FAT!!. One day boys...one day..
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